RIP Isaac Hayes (to get old)

RIP Isaac hayes... not old enough to appreciate him completely, but fuck I loved South Park and his Chocolate Salty Balls!!!

65??? thats bloody young!

I hope I die when I'm 60, so I'm not wrinkly (although... getting old does have its good points..)

The good points about being an old lady....

1. You can piss yourself whilst fucking and call it "Gushing"

2. You can get away with running people over!

3. If you don't like someone pretend your Deaf "sorry dear?"

4. You don't have to bath for weeks and you can piss where you're sitting
and no-body says anything....... (bad taste I know... fucking shoot me)

5. For no apparent reason you can do the Sudden stop and change direction.....

Thats all for today...
Shall post more tomorrow... have to go out!

Mistress x