Am I Strange???

Ok,

So I'm a Mistress......

A rather odd occupation I know... I think its relatively normal but some people look at me strange when I mention what I do for a living.

Maybe I shouldn't mention it when I pick the kids up from school???

(as if!) (joke honest) (just imagine the uproar if i did tell them)

really strange things happen to me though, so i suppose i have a strange job to go with my exceedingly strange life, let me give you a few examples (100% true no bollocks involved)

1. My birthday Cake burned the house down when i was 4 years old (unfortunate incident with one of those magic RE-lighting birthday candles and a set of curtains)

2. The ceiling fell down on my 8th Birthday!

3. My stereo literally exploded recently (check last blog)

4. After I wrote my car off I had a suspected brain tumour and it turned out to be nothing!
(long story)

5. two weeks after I wrote my car off I had ANOTHER car crash!

6. I only went abroad for the first time ever last year.

7. Went down to see my mate for a coffee and half way through the police burst in and i was in the middle of a drugs raid! (I thought he spoke a bit funny)

Those are just a FEW of the strange things that happen to me.... So yeah, lifes pretty weird!

But I'm happy, Just a few thoughts anyways....

Oh yeah, I had an art exhibition done about me in margate, tvX are using my dungeon for real live porn!!! and George McCoy of the adult guide came to see me and gave me 5 stars and I'm making my own subscription website..... All exciting stuff!